“Of course not. I am a pro. I pick [my team] on dick length.”

I’m going with 6th division, but I can’t say I’ve done much research. 

Hey, look where it got the Eagles. 

Funny, that’s how the old East German Women’s Team did it too.

Cheer up. You probably always make the short list.

I never get picked for anything.......

Celebrating the 15tH anniversary of turning 30.

Not since Babe Ruth have we had a pitcher best known for his ability to "Touch 'em all."

I bet Rivera set him up.

As a scientist? I really have to hand it to you that you went on this deep-dive into this topic. This is pretty much what I’d have expected, if a journalist tried to find an answer to a controversial scientific question, and yet you didn’t try to streamline all this insanity or cut it down. You let it be long and…

I’m holding out for “Mirror Fight 2: Hospitalized Drewgaloo”

A good hot dog is still a remarkably disappointing bratwurst. 

This was a stunt to take attention away from Pelosi and the gearing up of the new congress. That’s all it was.

He certainly knows more about droning on like a fucking idiot than anyone else.

Oddly enough, Temujin’s entire empire was built from rage over a perceived slight by Ong Khan, who told him he looked “spanish.”

When she said “Mongolian” she was dog-whistling “retarded.”

There must have, at some point, been a semblance of a human being inhabiting the husk that is Kellyanne Conway, considering that her Democrat husband hasn’t yet thrown all her belongings to the curb. 

George, you might want to take your kids and go, before you find this ghoul eating them some night.

Somewhere, Kaepernick’s lawyers are high-fiving.