Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

(...would have clotheslined that asshole)

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

That David Booth tweet too. This was, perhaps, the toughest year that Rovell has/will ever face.

It fit with room to spare.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

Agreed, and I think it would be great if Megan could follow up with his home address so that we can send him some flowers.
WHO SAYS NO?!

Toss in Booger and I’ll chip in $5

“Who doped these sled dogs” would be a fantastic comeback song for the Baha Men.

Seavey’s Dogs: Iditarod? More like We-did-some-rails!

“Now how far down the leg has the infection spread?”

Just an Indian burn.

They never should have covered him with a government-issued blanket.

Nurse: Oh my God! Come look at this Red skin!

Remember when the 49ers shockingly parted ways with Harbaugh and he was hired by Michigan, and everyone was like, “oh man, look out Urban Meyer, Michigan is COMIN’?” That was awesome.

I heard it first from his brother, Oscar, but I just figured the guy was full of baloney.

A congenital cyst of the brain sounds serious, I’m amazed he could coach successfully as long as he did. Although Jim Harbaugh is going strong, too, and he’s had an inflamed asshole for years now.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.