I call them the foreskins because they’re pretty useless and unnecessary.

At least [Kareem Hunt] didn’t do something truly egregious, offensive and unforgivable; like take a knee during the anthem.

Damn.  That’s only like 19 hours American

Fun fact: every picture of McCarthy on Google image search looks like a man who just discovered that he accidentally clogged the shitter at a family function.

“I love him like a brother”- Aaron Rodgers

So basically, he’s having trouble figuring out which shitty plays to call because his all-time great QB keeps calling better ones on the field? That’s not alpha-male, that’s just stupid.

The Pistons play there too, and more people watch the NBA than NHL.

I’ve lived in Detroit city proper for the past 19 years and bought a place in 2005. Best decision I ever made. Head out to Macomb County if you want to live in strip mall hell with a bunch of MAGA hatted dipshits that like to stick that Old English D on the back of their shitty trucks.. Fuck the suburbs.

Can you elaborate? I can’t find anything that backs up your statement about UP tax dollars going to Detroit. If anything, the amount of state taxes the casinos alone pay outweigh every single UP citizen.

We’ll get right on caring about all 18 full time residents of the UP. Any minute now...

Enough of them are racists that L. Brooks Patterson—a man who made his name defending segregated schools—has been elected to positions of power in Oakland County for over 40 years now.

Whoa, it’s just sitting there, not moving. Like a rock.

No need to apologize to philly. It is a garbage town full of garbage people who survive on heroin and mastubating to Rocky.

God, she looks like such a mean, insufferable cunt*.

I guess Trump was right.

4. Nobody ever mentions the rape story, ever again.

Clearly, you have respect for the process.

I like the cut of this guy’s jib. I make my kids wear their Sunday best even when we are just watching Joel Osteen.

+1 Lipitor

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-