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....Aaaaaand here’s another reason the term “hipster douche” is redundant.

Art.

If the door is open, the next guy can come in to the stall with his dick out, and since you are peeing standing up I assume your pants are around your ankles... this is how teen pregnancy happens.  read a book dude!

I have to admit, the best bit on the internet right now is Deadspin making Gruden’s face redder in the hero image for each subsequent article you post about him.

A white guy in his 50's from Florida? I’m shocked. Also shocked to see that he’s driving around in a van that is basically a Trump shrine. 

Is this administration just going out of their way to check off every one of the “domestic abuser” cliches?  “You made them get so angry they sent you bombs” is right up there with “its your fault I got so angry I hit you” defense.

Good luck getting that chalk out of your upholstery.

So much respect for Gruden trying to get fired and get that whole $100m in one year.

Who loses this much before they get to Vegas?

I’ll give you a star now but there’s a high likelihood the republicans are going to try and repeal it at a later date.

I live that every Sunday!

Imagine both early and late game blackouts!

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

You pee BEFORE you get in the shower? Why?

This is serial killer behavior 

As a veteran who thinks you're full of shit, please stop pretending to speak for us.

Active duty guy here. Flag/anthem are not sacred symbols for veterans or the deceased. If you think they are so revered, go to a military base and ovserve how many people are at “Morning Colors” when the flag is raised. It is only a few folks on duty, everyone else makes sure they are inside so they don’t have to stop

And to think this woman was Eskimo sisters with Cher! 

Biles isn’t happy

It is truly amazing how incompetent the hiring people are for some of the public groups.