“Bah, gawd, a reverse pile-driver on top of the table! He’s been broken in half!!!”

That was my first thought. As I was looking for a picture to compare the two, I found out that Ken Bone is 36. 36! I’m not sure what to do with this information.

Are you a woman? I left an abusive relationship and got shit for not being loyal. I also got shit for not leaving sooner. There is no right way to exist.

To be fair, she might have had a microphone yanked away by somebody, but who can say if it was really that guy?

Imagine if we lived in a country where this could negatively impact a candidate?

I didn’t necessarily want her to punch him in the face, but I absolutely want her to punch him in the face.

The Cure definitely belongs in there.

That neck saved his entire squad from an NVA grenade.

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

They need a real iron man who will give it their all on the field for all 90 minutes, not someone who runs to the hills at any sign of trouble. Call me paranoid, but if you think they’ll just turn it around in one week, you’ve got another thing comin’.

Probably not after 417 yards and 4 TDs

Who are you and how did you get a childhood portrait of Virginia McCaskey?

“At that moment, some rival officials said, the Jays should have pulled back Donaldson from waivers because he was not healthy.”

The Indians issued the following statement:
“C’mon! Would we pull a shady deal?! Look at us! This is a face you can trust.”

they can’t make the Indians give him back, that would be offensive

I really enjoyed the first season, but he was definitely the weakest link and all I ever see when he acts is just James Franco - like look - it’s 70s cosplay James Franco and not which ever twin he is supposed to be.

That led to a Bears three-and-out

For Three Minutes, University of Buffalo Alum Was A God

Packer fan here. I utterly despise the Bears and every single one of their fans.