People who hate helmets end up wearing halos anyway.

Honestly, I just don’t see John Hennessey as the type of guy who’d lie to his customers, make false promises, or scam them in any meaningful way.

Also my wife hates it

Was it just me or did it seem like the $300,000-$2,000,000 segment of cars seemed really soft on prices this year. I’ve been watching the Mecum auctions and tons of cars are not hitting reserve in that price range.

Halfway through he switched his major to Culinary Arts.

“Keep it up, you’re doing great!”

“You probably shouldn’t be airing this out in public.”

“Dude, calm down.”

As a general rule, if you find yourself actually typing out the words “Oh, am I, Brenda?” you missed your exit. 

No, Zach Smith is having THE public meltdown

[Wipes sweat from forehead]

Nah, he’s been chewing Adderall by the fistful and is in a full on rage storm.

Or maybe cocaine.

Someone had some Ambien.

Well, if she wasn’t trying to make him horny, why was she wearing that name?

That’s probably because this guy has been behind bars!

Coming from a guy who looks like he’s still in the first stage of grief over Backpage’s shutdown.

Yeah, but “civility” and “heritage” or some shit.

From Julian Carr’s 1913 Silent Sam dedication speech: