She doesn’t do bat shit like Kellyanne but the crazy is strong in this one. Her dead eyes lying is a nice change up from the lunacy of Sean Spicer.

Can you imagine his response if this was Tiffany?

I owned one of these (V-10 TDI) when new and I will attest to the repair bills. Thank god it was under warranty when it started chewing alternators and starters for breakfast. Was a blast but a heap all at the same time. I traded for a phaeton with the W-12. What can I say, I’m a sucker for punishment.

With all their tax cheaters I doubt they care about a little wiz as long as he is a wiz.

Now the question is what happens if the American flag dumpster catches fire?

Who cares about Rhode Island!

“Taters”? The is Deadspin and we use dongs around here!

Hey it’s Chicago so they don’t need to go home to eat a bullet.

Stunt mutt!

As a cop buddy of mine said “the only thing that scares me more than than facing a bad guy with a gun is a bunch of good guys in a circle trying to shoot the bad guy.”

I would love me to agree but this man has incredible small hands so we could just be looking at the tip of that iceberg.

Hahahaha silly child Trump can’t read.

Hey the Genova accords ban crimes against humanity. The Red Army has right.

Porkies I love this term. I use whoopers but porkies is now in my trump lie bucket

Hey when dealing with Cheeto Hitler don’t try and be a hero by waiting for wine to come up to temperature to drink heavily. No one will judge you.

Ethanol does NOT decompose into water. It is water loving and bonds tight to it but if ethanol “decomposed” into water how would scotch ever be allowed to be aged?

The only way ethanol is bad for an engine is if the seals are not made to ethanol standards. Newer small motors are or should be 100% E10 safe. In fact IF a small air cooled engine was compatible with E85 it would help keep temperatures lower due to the natural evaporation effect of the alcohol. But that unfortunately…

“Oh daddy do your magic rising lap trick, please please please!”

In my opinion Vettel deserved the 10 second penalty but also Hamilton also should have been accessed at least a drive through penalty. And this is why as per F1 sporting regulations:

Try prosecco mixed with some limoncello. It is the best adult sparkling lemonade ever.