Or Donald Trump was Michelangelo’s groin model and he enhanced it so it wouldn’t look abnormally tiny?

Or NSFH

This! My next door neighbor’s kid sold guns to what ended up being federal agents. He is currently spending 7-10 years in a federal detention center. He had just got of attempted murder charges on a technicality. He isn’t smart.

My whole Cub Scout softball team would ride in the bed to go get ice cream and pop. Heck we sat on the bed rails. Cops would wave at us.

I apologize for my lack of obvious pretension when dealing with Monsieur Depp  

Butt ugly?

I like this. It is a feel good story of GIFs coming together to savage a woman beater.

Give in to the dark side, and add sprinkles to it.

The world needs flame bot truthers!

I feel dirty I was forced to star this shit. I hope you are happy with yourself!

I don’t know if my dad is dead because he abandoned our family (actually true) but because I thought of that do I get ungreyed?

The problem is the Vagas will struggle to touch the cap floor if they don’t make deals to take heavy contracts for a better player (the Chicago problem). So for an established team Sissons is the more logical choice but Neal for Los Vagas makes more sense.

All of Fox Sport has great technology, the worst announcers

The best kinja encompasses the worst of society. You take your damn star but you think about what you have done.

If in the act of finding sex you may or may not have went republican it is acceptable to tell yourself to get to sleep at night that you were trying to bang the common sense into her. It’s not a lie if for sex.

Is there a difference between Nazis and Juggalos? Asking for a friend.

That’s what she said.

Wait for the epic freak out that happens when he lets out a toxic fart in his sleep.

Nope. Non-berry berry banana kicks cranberries asses because it can be delicious bread and eaten raw. A one trick berry just don’t cut anymore.