I live in Flint and yep they want to place liens against homes for not paying for lead water (Although the city council placed a one year moratorium on the liens. The kicker is we have the highest water rates in the nation, I average $85 a month bill and I live alone. The city “borrows” from the water and sewer fund…

“I’m not racist. In fact I once talked to one of them.”

The defining theme to this mess is his insane love for Barcelona and Messi. As a writer you are supposed to stop rooting for teams/players and just tell the story not invent one to match your predefined narrative. This garbage had all the well crafted and thoughtful insights of the Unibomber manifesto, i.e. just a…

I wonder if Crosby was smelling his tears because of all his crying.

Sounds fair. Hey a sequel to the Simpsons movie!

The thing is even Rex Tillerson’s former employer ExxonMobil wants us to stay in the Paris Accord because coal can displace gas/oil in production of energy.

I live in Michigan and get both NBC and CBC (or as it is known all the angles) and there were no video replays that showed beyond a doubt that it was offside. I was screaming. Jim Hughson the CBC play by play guy could not believe it. He is very level headed but that was too much for him.

Take buttercream frosting and mix with slightly microwaved Nutella and place one chocolate cake. Your life will never be the same.

If making any cake (cupcake or actual cake) if it is dry brush with a simple syrup (for chocolate cake try strong coffee mixed with simple syrup). It is the way any baker makes moist cakes. A baker that makes unmoistened cakes risk a dry bite.

I only gave you a star because of the chef. I always star the chef.

Hair of the dogleg left

He looks like a guy who sleeps under a freeway overpass

Is was a hockey player in juniors (before head injury ended that dream) and at school in health class we had to go a daily calorie journal. Mine was around 17,000 a day. The teacher asked me in these words “how big are your shits?”

He asked what position you played not what happened to your bowels.

I make a cheese dip for them. A béchamel sauce, then add tons of mozzarella and parmigiana cheese and Italian seasonings.   

I gave you a star but make no mistake dad jokes are not ok around here

Trump will kiss Putins ring.

You take your damn star and you think about what you have just done.

How much you want to bet you would need to use a wide angle lens?

Or Amway products!