Allow me to mansplain to you, I’ll speak slowly so you can somewhat understand. You as a woman, your only job is to spit out babies which after doing so I as a man grant you some abilities to decide what is best for dear old junior but that’s it. Your tiny little mind can’t possibly understand Jesus and why you can’t…

I ask you and all other non dipshit individuals to join me in prayer for DeVos to get super cancer in all parts of her piece of shit body. She is a religious zealot so let us come together to help curse her.

Thank you for a great article. I was born and raised here in Flint and you are the first to seem to understand this town. We rag on ourselves but this is our shithole and don’t you dare mess with us and make no mistake if you are from Flint we are all “us”. She is such a great face of our city and I know of no one…

“Paint that peels off in chunks of every Chevy van ever made”

Hey Cookie don’t overlook the Cobalt which is the warmed over Cavalier.

I hate I felt the need to star this.

“Those were the days my friend.......”

If any dealer tries this to anyone use these words “theft by conversion”. I asked a dealer if he knew what that was and he answered no so I called the cops to inform him the meaning.

They won’t because Ford is still mostly family owned and a bailout would also come with bankruptcy and the Ford family can’t allow to happen

Mary Barra is in trouble at GM. Activist investor David Einhorn wants to split the company into two stock classes, one for dividends the other focused on investment, and “mine value” from GM which could spell doom for the general. GM stock price is at or below (depends on day) it’s IPO price and sales of the auto…

Can’t we all come together to celebrate the death of Roger Ailes without childish name calling?

“I do repugnant shit and get pissed when called on it!”

Well because a woman is only worth her bang-ability it stands the politicians with the most fuck worthy daughters are indeed better than the rest. Ergo my daughter gives my old white male friends boners so I’m special.

Just like everything else in his life Trump’s is smaller.

It runs between “fuckin A” and “I said god damn”

I hope it happens also. Can you imagine in a few weeks span boxing can get a great match together and have a fight of the year candidate featuring Wladimir Klitschko (whom I thought could only play patty cake and who’s matches are as exciting as amateur backgammon). What is going on?

He better hope he is a “current tight end”

“OMG how could tweet about not just loving Keeping Up with the Kardashians”

Take your star you monster!

If two dicks in a house are too many to adopt what does 87 dicks in a house equal?