All those who wish cancer on this walking poop stain on the underpants of society raise your hands.

No he is a dickhead so obviously it would be jock itch cream.

I bet that pig would not order a burnt to a crisp steak soaked in ketchup.

I could not agree more.

If women get freed do they get 40 acres and a mule?

Exactly. Also what happens to children who’s birth parents were withheld information about who decide to give up their “retarded” child? Getting a special needs child placed much less adopted is insanely difficult. Should the lying doctors have to provide funds to pay for said care? Maybe they can use the funds from…

“Reagan wasn’t a hero, a hero doesn’t get shot, only a loser doesn’t duck, Sad!”

Come on TimSPC lower your bar so that a second rate game show host sounds like a somewhat normal human. Geez you have high standards of leaders of the free world.

I feel so, so cold......

And two chins

Except I doubt Odie is nearly as dumb as Pence so your childhood is safe yet again.

Hey to my defense I could have been way more descriptive! I didn’t mention sweaty double chins or Ivanka’s soiled underware to help him along.

Oh which bridge? I have always wanted one!

I bet his Geocities page just rocks.

He does look like he is tweaking his nipples. Perhaps his piercings were catching on his shirt?

The sad fact is that old Jefferson Sessions most likely won’t face perjury charges because the bar for that is so high.....but congress has a special law unique onto themselves that makes giving a statement with truth behind it but in a deceptive manner a crime. That could be his Waterloo if they want to put a head on…

Walmart must hate that they take good tubetop shopping time out of their day to retweet his insane bullshit.

He spent the time with his tiny hand on his micro-penis masturbating vigorously to all the media fawning over his “presidential” speech. 

In this case Trump’s Schrödinger Cat has to be Garfield because of the whole orange fat thing with disgusting diet common thread. 

Ummm he didn’t realize healthcare was a tough subject so yeah no way in hell did he think leaks could find his house. Remember when it comes to Cheeto Hitler the dumbest you can let your mind slide down to isn’t nearly far enough.