America brought to you by liquor! May our livers survive the next four years.

Georgia, come for the peaches stay for the (no prison) rape!

The couple that burns crosses together stay together.

Good for her that she forgot her last name and instead cares about people versus party.

I didn’t see old Jefferson cozy with Russia, the Klan or the Nazi Party sure, but Russia from an old school racist not as much.

But Muslim wives are supposed to be covered at all times don’t you know. Geez they were helping our closet Muslim president out. A little thanks goes a long way!

The Zero-Tolerance policy only applies to players that suck. If you are an All-Pro and pistol whip your wife well here is a towel to wipe the ungrateful bitch’s blood off your piece. JayMo you have to have priorities in life!

I got roped into Civil War reenactment stuff once and those dudes were weird as hell. The guys playing southerners took it WAY too far with the owning black people stuff. Although I did hookup with some camp nurse who was there because her dad would have a hissy fit if she didn’t show up.

As a Wings fan the Hawks games are good but the Home and Home with the Leafs are the best. Get pissed off Friday night and get revenge Saturday night. Yet dipshit Bettman and his “cost certainty” doesn’t seem to get what home and home brings and we don’t get them. Fuck that twerp.

Salisbury steak day at school lunch was like hitting the lotto in the middle of a long day. That weird see through gravy is the bomb.

Hey shit does pour out of each daily, just saying.

Perhaps how Donald loosens up Ivanka?

The years have puckered him

Award for best screwup in an award show: The Oscars

I’d wipe my ass with it first.

But but but states right!

You know what you should treat yourself to a well done ketchup steak so you can be fancy like our dear president (make sure you fully pay your life insurance just in case you choke on that beef log).

As did his hands.

We grew up poor and these were the best. I now call them hood porterhouse.

Every time I hear this assclown talk I wish his mom would have 69 instead.