And for the nth time reading you, Drew, I'm relieved I never posted your home address that you boneheadedly sent me when you mailed those books.

When they get around to taking my star away, well...what took them so long? But when they take yours, we should all pause for a moment of silence. Goddamn that's funny.

The list will be incomplete without The Insider. I never thought Michael Mann would make a better film than Heat, but The Insider is so incredibly well made I think it's surpassed the DeNiro/Pacino flick. I've said to anyone who'll listen that it got robbed in '99 with American Beauty winning. Easily Russell Crowe's…

No mention of Gustavo Fring narrating the whole thing?

Pretty sure in Pittsburgh circa 1990, this style was the male version of the Aniston 'do.

What if you were a falsely accused rapist, instead of just a pretend self-confessed one? Could you be a feminist then? I guess in lieu of responding in all caps, injecting rape into the discussion is a good way to re-raise a point of view.

Yeah those are pretty terrible. And I guess if you believe he wrote those, then there's some reasoning in putting the fact that Thomas is a Paul supporter in a series of racial tangents. But seeing as how he wants to decriminalize all drugs, and minorities by far would see the most legal benefit from that (seeing as…

What does the 'free citizen' label and the fact that he's a Ron Paul fan have to do with racism?

Maybe they should check every time to see who the house actually belongs to, celebrity or no. That way, should they see someone coming out of the house, they can just ask that person to identify themself. If it matches, then they can just ask for ID and explain the situation. If it doesn't, guns drawn and proceed to…

I agree. If only the police had some way to access public records...

Drexel: Again, it was not White Boy Day.

Most vital piece of info here? cbfowler@nyc.rr.com

I actually prefer this to his Mann In Motion update that was released to coincide with Collateral. It was supposed to be Peter Berg's cell phone jingle but...hey, cutting room floor.

Not so long ago, I was rejected from both Yale and Harvard.

So let me see if I have this straight: we should be skeptical because this is a reporter reporting rumors, but we should also NOT be skeptical because of a reporter texting rumors about another reporter's reputation to this reporter. Got it.

Outstanding.

I can count on one hand the number of times I've felt that good watching a movie. And I don't even like Gosling.

So I saw Drive tonight. Yeah, it's that good.

Deadspin: Creating Hamsterdams For Illicit Activities since 2011

Who would win in a fight: a gorilla or a polar bear? Alphas of each species. Also the fight is in a neutral location such as the Mandalay Bay events center so we could gamble on it.