I was only a couple of years removed from being obese.

I have no idea what you're talking about, sir.

I found out later he majored in math at St. John's

Well I hope he has a female corrections officer to take him to his cell. And a camera.

The offensive philosophy of Israel's hockey team? Jews In Space.

On a horse. A white horse, OK? Got a white horse for me?

Does magary think that all African-Americans are rap artists or fans of the genre?

I'm assuming inevitability is a 'factor of interest' at this time?

comes the revelation that some are pre-emptively cutting men's sports to avoid violations in the future.

In Philadelphia, it's worth fifty dollars.

If I'm going to be paying a lawyer $400 an hour to rep me, he better damn well know the difference between infer and imply. Soooooooo disappointing. /trolled //but seriously

"Defense" may have been too strong of a word, but there were conscious human beings on the field when the other team had the ball.

@Oh the good ol' hockey game: Seconded.

Odds on the type of cancer?

I know I wasn't the only one who had the AFC -6.5 in the 2nd Half huge....right?

@Kid Canada: He meant Lexus, but he didn't know.

@ChuckKnoblauchThrowingError: Yes and no. I, myself, was called out in a "too soon" Chris Henry situation. So the tone has changed with time. These boards were mighty somber (srsly) after CH passed. Obviously, the basic arithmetic equation I stated has proved somewhat true.

@Bevraj of Choice: Tragedy + Time = Comedy

@ArkFred: Wait...you can +1 yourself?

@IronMikeGallego: No arguments from me. It's one of my favorites. As an aside, Brooks said that to this day (he gave the interview a couple years ago) he still gets letters from people who feel better about lost loved ones after seeing that film. In the double digits, weekly.