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No. No no no. Not Roddy. Please no. God damn it.
Naw, what if he was Immorten Joe?
That’s badass.
IDK, I think “son,” is worse.
Also, “disappointed” a BILLION times worse than “furious,” forever.
Fuck This Bear
It was even more adorable when Rick Ankiel’s son came out and hit the cameraman in the head.
Farrell had a good line:
My COPD dad needs them, too, on his bad days. Nothing pisses me off more when he has to sit at a store entrance waiting for someone to return one of these and it turns out to be some kid screwing around.
Surprising that Bartolo Colon’s contract allows him to do this sort of thing on his off days.
Crap rehashed plot: check.
It’s not his fault Mad Men was the most overrated show since Lost.
I think Freddie Rumsen has the best line of the series:
Joan at #10 is somehow sadly fitting. Another glass ceiling she’s smashed against.
Diana the Waitress sucked and has been the worst part of this last stretch. The only good thing she did was getting Don out of New York and on his spirit quest across the country. She deserves to be last. And Kenny Cosgrove is top-10.
That Boateng fall isn’t so much a loss of balance at it is a loss of faith in the fairness of the world. It looked like his entire lifeforce was suddenly run over by a bus.
Jerome Boateng: September 3, 1988—May 6, 2015
Only fucking cowards and communists make place or show bets. This is America, pick the goddamn winner!