@norbizness: Or Lawrence Taylor blocking 32 extra points in one season.

Two days later (Monday) I talked to the girl and shockingly she invited me over to her dorm room the next day to finish what we started. The next day? Tuesday, September 11th 2001.

Then she tells me that she'll do anything else though, and I go well I'm not in high school anymore so I don't want a handjob, so how about a bj? And she goes anything but that.

More Nate Jackson please. Thanks.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Mr. Dangerfield would be proud, sir.

Wisconsin must have a shitty business school.

Needs more grenades.

@Dr. Tobias Funke: Well good, then. I'm that much closer to my goal of being the ex-PFC Wintergreen of starred commenters.

Every other Wednesday night in Detroit is not impressed.

Colt Brennan Involved In Head-On Car Crash

@Return_of_Kevin_Mack: Evil!

Let me get on in to this enzo.

@sirbasilfawlty: Beyond being a jobs program for government workers, I honestly see no value in what TSA does.

@sirbasilfawlty: I agree. Submission is freedom. Kabuki theatre will make us all safe. Your rights are what we tell you they are. Geez.

Cinematically, better than Jackass 3D.

It almost sounds like a lot of people on this thread are disappointed that Notre Dame isn't trying to cover its own ass with legal bullshit and fingerpointing.

Are you fucking kidding me? If I wanted to hear someone bitch about how I don't have enough money I'd listen to my wife. Eat shit and die, Drew.

@WashingtonForeskins: Well their time machine isn't working, and they thought doing nothing would be a bit dickish.

@Lionel Osbourne: I'd like to point out that Bridges has one of the all-time great "WHAT THE FUCK?"s in that film.

Mike Valenti is totally unimpressed.