@just_eat_the_damn_oranges: Where we're going we need an old Rhodes.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Fuck that. Zero Effect rules!

Kitna as starting quarterback...does this mean Dave Campo is porkypigging it through the Wendy's drive-thru inside a month?

Yes, but did he call "lone wolf" before he hit the shot?

Don't you love the part of the season where everybody starts running up the score?

You missed your chance, Hickey. I would have gone with:

I have a J-School degree.

Watch out everyone. Iverson has achieved self-awareness.

I shaved my nuts with Occam's razor for this?!??!!??

@PontiusPirate: Dude...texting dong pics is halfsteppin'. Just whip it out in person next time.

Unintended skeet kills rumors of Scholarship-to-USC move.

"How youth basketball sausage gets made"

No, they don't.

@Bellwether Johnson: Actually, I got what you were saying immediately. I was simply giving voice to one of the many questions left unanswered in the Tarantino universe.

@Bellwether Johnson: Who the hell is Russell?

@JulichsRightHooks: In that case, can someone tell the Cowboys the preseason is over?

@bennybigtime: OHMYGOD! That black guy is raping that woman!!!

@Armen Tamzarian: Actually, no. But I have been to Harvard and Oxford. Got the t-shirts to prove it.

@Armen Tamzarian: Joke's on you. I've been to Cambridge. Both of 'em.

So, no Deadspin Pants Party 2010? That's bullshit.