@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I saw that one. Leelee had knee cancer, right?

Did The Spoiler died?

@Achiever: Actually, I believe #2 on the list was September 13, 1997:

Halle Berry after Jennifer Connelly? THASS RAYCESS.

@TheMelroseMullet: You are a true Bocchicchio, sir.

As unfair as capitalism is sometimes, this is why I still do so love it.

He planned out this dinner at a nice restaurant just a short train ride from South Bend, made reservations, the whole deal.

Tell me something, when your child is born, is he already on parole?

I don't know what La Russa's personal politics are beyond being staunchly pro-kitten, and I don't particularly care.

Why am I being redirected to Towleroad?

@Tully Blanchard Enterprises: That goes double for you, hip-hop.

@President Camacho: Outstanding.

Sent from his iPhone?

What was Witlock's time?

Worst. Brazzers. Screenshots. Ever.

Getting really fucking annoyed with this headline structure? Getting really fucking annoyed with this headline structure.

@El Gran Guapo: Awesome.

Please. It's baseball season...anyone seen my Mike Coolbaugh Milwaukee Brewers jersey?

What does a picture of Rip Torn have to do with Ohlmeyer's article?

@SnarlyHustle: How far back do you want his hairline to recede? Encino?