@Rynocerous: Ha. I just took that class for the weighted grading...my 76 average was graded as a B. Awesome racket. Test? Not sure what you're talking about...

@A Duck With a Lisp: I would have gone with Les Miles.

@ClueHeywood: I hate to second guess a starred commenter, but...it's probably the grape drink.

@roundmoundofrebound has been signed up to twitter!

I just won't do this at work anymore.

@Barry Petchesky: Sticking points? The NBA Players' Union doesn't have a whole lot of leverage here. If teams are losing money, the longer they're not playing the better. I'm guessing that's not the case with the players. Weed ain't free.

Oh, NOW you tell me.

@SignGuyDino: Yep. The one guy a fraction of a second quicker recognition than everyone else.

You probably think Steven Colbert is playing it straight on his show, too.

Another regrettable development?

I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here that let you stroll in twenty minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fucking car wash.

I don't know what car wash you worked before you came here that let you stroll in twenty minutes late, but it wasn't owned by me and I own a fucking car wash.

@Evil Homer: That's correct. But the police did form a helluva perimeter.

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Actually, Kevin Spacey's win for American Beauty over Russell Crowe for The Insider would like to have a word with you.

In a totally unrelated story, Focus on the Family has purchased the last 4 remaining INVESCO Field luxury box season packages.

@landshark818: I was being more than a little tongue-in-cheek.

@Shawn Kemp's Lovechild: Hey man, it's not like this was Chris Henry in yet another questionable domestic incident arguing with his fiancee and then jumping out of a truckbed into the waiting arms of Death...there's nothing comedic about that. This is just a regular guy who (apparently) died in his sleep of natural…

"Marlins Will Soar"?

Here's the "too long; didn't read" version

Finally, we have some justice in the world. The white man won.