@Manhattan_Project: Not anymore.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: He should get a spare job, then maybe he'd have...spare change.

@StanGable: NOSSING

Awesome that the victim complex is alive and well at Duke.

@Eureka Street: ...you only see and root for one side. Sorry if this starts a flame war, but that does seem kind of Republican.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Witty and urbane, huh? Best be prompt with those harrumphs.

Campbell could probably hit the bus, right?

@Guvmint_Cheese: Your remote control priviliges have been revoked.

Needs more burning furniture.

That's the ugliest kid I've ever seen.

@Peter Nincompoop: It's actually just the 'Medal of Honor'; the 'Congressional' part is oftentimes mistakenly added.

I need that paid in Chinese Yuan, or no deal.

Damn! Tight stitches are TROUBLE! That's exactly why I don't pittch without my emery board..... anymore.

This, along with the 'Zero Inhibitions' Sobe ad, is an encouraging trend developing here.

@Nickly: SkeetShooter247

Duke is the Goldman Sachs of college basketball. No matter how shitty the situation, they get gifted like no one else.

So do you prefer butter in your ass, or a lollipop in your mouth? Both?

@Demon Deacon Blues: Wait...who's the Chicken Man in this scenario?

I'm pretty sure I got a contact high just reading this article.