@telecomic was a race car driver: Soooo.......you're a cop?

Christ, I had trouble reading his response to your article. Brutal.

Why did ESPN bejewel that IUD?

@Dingleberry Bonds: July 11, 1981

I am totally willing to believe that Bruce Dern story.

@Eureka Street: I tried to go to Jezebel. Here's what popped up:

Lucas Oil Stadium, huh? Almost made it.

@Dream Man: Including the Final Four appearance and inevitable NCAA sanctions.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: We would have also accepted "nail".

@ScientificMapp: I thought it was the correct usage (if not punctuation) of 'you're'.

@David Hume: Tim Gunn fills the 'profiler' role on the show.

@BillyHoyleOwesMeMoney: My guess is Spies Like Us. The proctor.

@Juancho: 153-103 is better than I ever thought I'd do. It's just under 60% (not even Simmons' wife went 50 games over .500), and all I get is Drew ignoring my emails and a book I already own. Sweet.

There are many more terrible things He can make rain from the sky, remember?

@Rozelle’s Bagman: Who's got two thumbs and won the DSPantsParty2010? This guy.

It wasn't "snark", it was "shark." As in, "Nazi Shark." As in, watch your ass you closet Jew.

When I was stuck at dipshit prep school and had to attend assembly, I continually imagined well-financed Persian terrorists popping down from the ceiling,

@ScientificMapp: You don't even want to know what he did with Sal Aunese's corpse.

@Disco Choo: I heard he called Leach "obtuse."

So it appears that even the sharpest, most forward-thinking free radical in college football isn't any more evolved than Bear Bryant in the Texas hills.