I started a foundation to combat the third world with AIDS. Besides the big donation from Drew, it hasn't been all that popular.

@MattinglysSideburns: See, I thought you were going to say George Hamilton.

With all due respect, October's list is incomplete. It should include:

@TotallyRuckedUp: USC alum, or USC general fans? Because your typical local fan blares rap music while cursing at opposing teams' older fans as they walk by...the Coliseum is awesome.

I'm confused...I thought we couldn't post comments on Bloodcopy.

Dear Chris,

Roger Goodell has suspended Henry indefinitely, pending an investigation.

If only he had been true to his E.L.D.R.I.C.K. system, this all could have been avoided.

A Kenny Perry: A homely looking PGA groupie...no competition for her affection.

@TommTer: Self-rape, maybe.

@HockeyMountain: Outstanding.

@ChanHoParkour: Pretty sure that guy is dead, bro.

The game was competitive early, as ex-Pat PG Marc Wilson kept passing the ball to the teenagers.

This is starting to feel a little like the old DUAN!

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: They wouldn't let him go for three. Well done, Jim. #timtebow

I think Charles Pierce's reputation took a little bit of a hit after he wrote, 'John Kerry: Political Bad-Ass'.

I think Mark Sanchez showed a lot of poise during his bye week photo shoot. #tonyromo

Josh Hartnett does an excellent Bartman. #halloween

Manu is claiming the schedule is a de facto invitation into every house in the NBA. Advantage: San Antonio. #manuginobili

@Ol' Leather Pumpkin: In Soviet Russia, it only ca-ahhh never mind. #mikhailprokhorov