I Left My Car In Detroit: A Tale of Figs, Text Spies, and Cookie Sheets. #emeritus

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: As uneven as that show is, when it is funny, it is goddamned funny. #worldfuckingchampions

"When an unnamed source misleads, as far as we’re concerned, they lose the right to remain in the shadows," Mr. Denton said in an e-mail exchange.

@HockeyMountain: I watched this on the live. As a Michigan State grad, I was and am truly in awe of the play. #nhl

Hey! A 'Poise' thread! Man, I was waiting all day for this. Can't wait until the next one. See you there!

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: Just like the receivers on that team.

@SavetoFavorites: Prettiest Michigan cheerleader I've ever seen.

Visanthe Shiancoe also stabbed someone after the game, but with a far more lethal weapon.

@the earl of weaver: So, the 'suicide' part counts as an own goal?

@Lance Uppercut: Also, Gavin Newsom.

Why'd that guy submit a picture of a mountain?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: + 'Lil 1

I had no idea Smoove B was from Philadelphia.

That doesn't look like a Coliseum tailgate to me...needs more gang members blasting NWA and yelling at old people.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Number two would be Bill Kristol.

"(Deadspin)s be muggin me ..you know I'm mugging back."

The real losers in all of this? Companies that insure film productions.

@cbag: Wait, 'guido' is a racial slur? There goes 3% of my vocabulary.

Todd Reesing be illing yo.

Must be the default look when she has white balls in her face.