Is this day over yet?

Jesus also has a prescription for Valtrex, because even he gets lied to by women.

@CardedForDissent: If New Orleans didn't cover the spread for you, I'd recommend a new bookie.

@DirkToberFest: That was actually a transcript of a portion of Marbury's UStream video.

I guess I would have messed up the texture of the shot or something. Or maybe they didn't want to let the readers get to see that the high scorer was a fucking white boy.

I glorified the HELL out of that video...a few times.

@heyimtalkinhere: No shit?

That guy doesn't look Puerto Rican.

So, does this mean the Pirates will have a winning season next year?

Is this some kind of code for starred commenters only? I'm confused.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I got a million Armenian jokes

It will take some doing, but I'm sure Rosenberg will be pinning this on RichRod in due time.

@TUNCHNWOLF: As good a first post as I remember.

So, everyone but Erin Andrews was allowed to clean up?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: My fantasy involves some roofies, axle grease, and Thomas Jones' birthday party.

I've seen David Lynch movies more cohesive than this outfit.

@36 Chambers: As an alum, I would like to thank you for equating Spartan football with Wolverine football.

He won out in a furious bidding war with his archnemesis on eBay, carlmondayiswatchingu.

Hey Deadspin, tell me how my how my ass taste!