I can only donate Schrutebucks, so you'll have to break out the currency calculator, Levin.

I'll allow it.

"Gravine is avairabuh."

@The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: Am I the only one who assumed he was black?

Well, I expect you won't have THIS guy to disemvowel anymore...

@Quick Draw: Yeah to be honest, this is the first year I've really watched hockey and it's because of NHL 09. So if there was a lacrosse game as good, I'd probably learn to watch it as well.

Just proves I could manage the Brewers. If I want to get shown the door, I'll get shown the door.

I usually watch college kids dance around like monkeys on weekend afternoons.

@Her?: I dint see nothin, I dont know nothin, I dint hear nothin. Can I go offisser?

@uninspired: Actually, after what Volquez did last night, that's not true either.

@This.Is.Malcolm: Did you say Roselyn Sanchez?

I try to think about baseball to subjugate my bombast.

The two funkiest men in the room shake hands. Deal with THAT.

@J-No: Yes, but they were insured for 30K each. Y'all want me to kill something else???

I like how this thread is developing.

@ClintonPortishead: ClintonPortishead, this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you...

@bigredgambler: I'll be Maynard.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: There's a trainer's table in the green room?

"Mom, I'm in the paper! It was a great one...I had to flush twice."

@Athens_Grease: The return of jewish carpenter to the living was a brief one. Emergency Ascension to Heaven blessedly assured.