@crazyjoedavola: "...as the defendant is a negro."

Brett Ratner apparently surrounds himself with bigger douchebags to deflect attention.

I thought Guidos always did that lip pucker when they took a pic.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Did someone say 'bleach'? Because I'd like to tell you something...

Thank god the camera didn't catch me openly masturbating during Perry's bogey on 18.

@wonderlic—-myballs: No question. What's a Drexel?

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: Also, the parking ramp gate arm was being a total dick that night.

Midseason form for the Mets...runner on 3rd, one out...you're goddamned right he was stranded!

@crazyjoedavola: +$0.68. The guvmint do take a bite, doanit?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Omar listenin'.

Universal Sign That You Will Lose The Game: shooting a 3 and having it bounce back up over the backboard.

@Fatty_B: "Yes, I have, and John Kerry was awful."

@OokieDookie: Of course not, dude, as everyone knows black people can't swim. Wait, what?

@Trizz Nathaniel: Wow.

Who's the chick in the middle picture? I think I'm in love.

@wonderlic—-myballs: Outstanding. Evidence!

Is anyone looking for a .250 hitter with ok speed? The U.S. Coast Guard is available.

Why is Jon Scheyer holding a Scheyerface mask in the Maryland student section? Was it halftime?

@resipsaloquacious: Exactly.

@Old Brian and New Brian: I agree wholeheartedly. This is game theory at its finest.