Wake me when he's beaten the Pacific Rim Champ:

I'm just going to pick 10 humans from the last week, and talk about them for a paragraph. It's pretty simple, and, all told, eminently skippable. It's my strength.

@ghostsoftheSCupcountry: Don't hold your breath. Not sure what else that fucking school has to do to get any kind of sanctions in place. God I hate the NCAA.

As a Michigan State alum, I respect the game of Pittman.

That's right, I said 'No assssss, bitch! No First Class Passss!'

Nazi Shark doesn't see what the problem is.

@supermike5alive: That's cool. I read the 'make $12 million' to mean just that; it was profit to the school. Assuming this is the case, Calhoun should probably make twice what he is now. This would bring him (more) in line with pure commission salesmen.

@skeleton69: Malkovich!

@Rock You Like An Iracane: So...she's a dude?

@brabochoke: If the dog was in the middle of the road, anything up to and possibly including snorting meth off his girlfriend's ass while driving 100mph is covered in the "not the driver's fault" category.

@The Vigilante Face: Seriously, 2-4 over the last six and they're at No. 9 (AP) in the nation??? Biiitttcchhhh pleeeyeeeeeze.

Bloggers can essentially basically be anyone with a computer.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I thought the greatest day was when Baby Mangino was born.

@Rickey_Fitts: Well done, sir.

Here is Sheriff Lott and his boys waiting on Phelps to return.

Second level move with the Comment Triangulation.

@Juancho: Yeah, given the presence of the Ed Hardy tee, summary judgment in favor of AIDS Boy.

The UNC team should leave tickets at will call for Crystal Mangum.

@Weed Against Speed: What the fuck do you mean, 'aren't in style'?

@wonderlic—-myballs: Tell him the bald prick said 'hello.'