Stephon Marbury has verified that those words were used properly, and that's factorial.

@Herbie Melendez: So...why capitalize 'Don't'?

@1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: That's what she said.

@Bobby_Big_Wheel: 'condenscend'; I submit there's an extra 'n' in there. And some cleaning products.

@Candace Parker Secret Lover: You lost me at 'Must understand Scoop Jackson'.

@Da_Mang: As does Craig Stoltz and Tom Zbigozzowskwieeyzz.

@Ben: Doctor No. 1 = Dr. Spaceman

Sorry I made your Jewish bookie richer this year.

@PermanentInjuredReserve: Apparently, their thieves are also.

In the old days, that cost $50 in Times Square.

@SlantedAndDisenchanted: @Sid_Luckman: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you Mateen Cleaves. The defense rests.

Who's Ready for Duke To Be Number One Again?

@That-Dude: I would normally be with you on the 'shooting 3's' point, but apparently they wanted 100 as a goal. From Rivals.com:

@Curtis Enis' Penises: Or name them "Shithead", and insist that it's pronounced "shu-THEED."

@BigTenObsession: Fuck that, and fuck bankshot threes. They had the conference by the ass (still do, to a degree), and they come up with that performance? The silver lining is that Izzo now has the practice time with them.

@Jan Huokko's Adult Entertainment Emporium: Actually, I had the Steelers/over parlay, so...it worked out a'ight for me.

That Clark hit almost broke my plasma.

Troy Polamalu is now questionable for this weekend's game with a slight ab strain from laughing so fucking hard at this announcement.

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Aside from "he's funny"...

Tell me Jack Donaghy will parachute to safety.