Caught this one last night. Spent 10 minutes on the DVR going over 30 seconds of commercial...twice. Then slept like a baby.

This would all make a very interesting episode of Big Love.

The University of Florida English Department really knows how to party.

Are those black fingernails? Was The Cure playing UC?

Guess where my other hand is?

@RachelRayIsTheDevil: Anyone else notice the picture of the Jack Donaghy and Kim Jong Il Handshake last night?

@Doyle McPoyle: I'm not above admitting I just googled Stephanie Berrucio. You can be cruel sometimes, Doyle.

"Stress reaction condition"? Is it contagious? Please tell me it's contagious.

I guess George Carlin was wrong. There HAS been a man taking a shit running at full speed.

Will Leitch: An Erotic Life

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood:

@Crookednose: One of the better films of the past 20 years.

@BigTenObsession: Gideon Yago Update: He's still an enormous douchebag.

Will this affect my betting against them every week? No? Moving on...

...The Aristocrats! (ba-dum-bum)

Barkley just saw his future, that's all.

I just don't understand how you got 'winning' from watching Restoration.

@UkraineNotWeak aka Praying for a Bullpen: Does it matter? Neither is within the realm of possibility.

Campaign slogan?

@Johninho: SELL FROZEN OJ AT ONE FORTY TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.