@Candace Parker Secret Lover: Peter Angelos is blind? That's terrible.

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Did you remember to bring the shitload of dimes?

What does Scoop think of B.J. Upton now? The only way he could have had a worse offensive night is if he'd let go of the bat while striking out and having it break Longoria's jaw.

Steve DeBerg over Ron Jaworski in 5.

@Doyle McPoyle: God damn do I miss that show.

@josereyes.theroof wishes to perform Tim Harris's sack-dance...: Yes, actually.

I hear MC Hammer is available.

Fellow Spartan...we should meet up next Burgerama. I'll buy.

Walton Goggins is staring pretty hard back there.

@Jerkwheat: That's outstanding. If one of them was Northern, I'd like you to become my new life mentor.

@Steve_U: T. Boone Pickens is confused as to other claims of oil in Texas. He'll own the water and air soon, too.

Dear Clay,

Don't move until you see it.

@I Heart Poop: Guess how many you get for voting for Obama?

free, fo, fo

@bondjunkie: *conversion*, dipshit.

And as long as we're doing "This Day In Sports History," this is also the 20th anniversary of the famous Catholics vs. Convicts game. All due respek to Jimmy Johnson for going (and missing) the two point conersion...as Notre Dame finally beat Da U. 31-30.

I was actually at the Kirk Gibson game, along the outfield on the first base side. When he hit that ball, I went deaf from the crowd noise.

Hi, I'm Mac.