So this technique originated in Spain?

If only Clarence Worley's father were still alive to explain the racial crossbreeding of Europe...

Pistol play, huh. Add this to the list of terms I'd never want to be associated with, ever.

"Hi, yes, I'd like to sign up for the Wipe Out Plan where I'm worth only $406 million. Yes, I'll hold."

Who the fuck are the 4% that voted for Pam Ward?

@Gourmet Spud: You heard me, Coltrane.

@Steve_U: That's right...Halloween is just around the corner.

@Big Tuna: Coincidentally, all of this is true for Sarah Palin, too.

@UpstateUnderdog: Simple, yet brilliant.

@Yostal: Seriously, what the hell is wrong with him tonight? That Denver call is messing with his head.

If I were the type to wager for recreational purposes, I see no reason why any person wouldn't bet a foot massage with an agreeable party that the Saints will win by two touchdowns.

Didn't Sweet Dee date him in one of last season's episodes?

This situation will correct itself, when Notre Dame finds itself an unranked 4-2 after North Carolina waxes them this weekend.

@Clay Travis: Texas was #11 in the country, playing at home...if I remember correctly, they were favored by around nine points at kickoff.

What's worse: the economy or Auburn's offense?

Who's the asshole taking the picture? No harrumph out of that guy, huh...

Unless Father Karras hisself shows up, it's not worth shit.

Which one did Ari fire?

That is a prison tat if I've ever seen one. And I haven't.

And here I thought the problem was that the Negro team was being too sensitive.