@Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: Mack Brown is an Underdog Gambling Terrorist. If Texas finds itself up by 24 in the 4th quarter, you can guarantee Colt will be throwing it deep in order to cover.

Are we sure it wasn't the Mets bullpen?

@Jackfruit: My bad...commenting thing, yo.

Ok, am I the only one impressed that Starbury knew the Missouri state motto?

I cannot believe the Brewers are still in the playoff hunt with Mike Fucking Cameron as their leadoff hitter...dumbest shit I've seen.

I would have paid $100 if he had ended that with, "wine & dine her, slip her a roofie and cornhole her right over there on the couch. This is Kige Ramsey, for YouTube Sports."

First Kwame, and now this? Thank god the auto industry is there to buoy Detroit.

@Gourmet Spud: I would have give the '+1', but...goddamn that is a sad, truthful statement.

Nolan Ryan must have REALLY not appreciated what Robin Ventura said about his mom.

I was disappointed Christian Slater didn't visit the booth.

In college, I was often called the Black Darryl Porter.

My sexism apologizes to your sexism for leaving your applebottomappreciatin' in the dust.

Gee, thanks Mrs. Papelbon...I've never had vertigo before.

I've never found Cleveland to be a very good place to chase squirrel.

Was Lawrence Maroney in those pictures, too? I didn't notice...not that I was looking too hard...not that there would be anyth...never mind.

NasdaqGS: LOJN

My soul just tried to kill itself.

This was actually released by his P.R. agent, Knowshon Moreno.

You yell "Sarah Barracuda", everybody says, "Huh? What?" You yell Vice President Palin, we've got a panic here on our hands over Labor Day Weekend.

@UkraineNotWeak aka DelgadoNotWeak: Mock the Cracker Barrel at your own risk, sir.