I guessed elephants, but that seemed too on the nose.

But he's from the order Schnozzoladea.

He was great as cold-blooded Teddy Bass in Sexy Beast (2000).

Or, if you're old like me, 21st Century Schizoid Man!

Anyone else not know that Tierra del Fuego was an archipelago? Anyone . . . ? Just me, I guess. I just thought it was the name for the southernmost area of South America, kinda synonymous with Cape Horn (which, I just learned, is an island in the TdF archipelago).

I think you mean Sharren, not Sala. And yes, she seemed very circumspect during the interview segment.

Poor Monikka's look of shock and dismay as she sees the final score . . .

Chuck!

Plus, there is no such thing as zero gravity. Neil knows better.

I think Conan's at Comic-Con . . .
Tuesday w/ Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth;
Wednesday w/Thomas Middleditch, Kumail Nanjiani, Zach Woods, and Amanda Crew; and
Thursday w/Nick Kroll, Melissa Benoist, Grant Gustin, and Weird Al Yankovic.

The thing is, Ellen is a lawyer and has been since 2014. I've been a lawyer for almost 30 years and I've never met, or even heard of, a law clerk who wasn't. Surprised that wasn't corrected.

Jiminy Glick Interviews Julia Louis-Dreyfus
https://youtu.be/RR5N0IV5oe0

Loved Pekar on Letterman. Also, remember Brother Theodore?

. . . and after that very special day, Benn made a solemn vow that he would never, ever, run again. (Note: I am also rotund.)

"I have nothing but contempt for anyone who can spell a word only one way."

C'mon give Neil a break! He did figure out that Free Slurpee Day is July 11th . . . so there's that.

You and me both, sister.

“Anyone who can only think of one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination."

Saw him at the Isle of Lucy Blues Jazz Festival. Awesome set.

"I guess this is just another lost cause, Mr. Paine."