This is nothing at all like the story, but I’ll give it a shot anyway. Even though I’m disappointed we’re not getting a more true adaptation.

How big of an engine can I fit in the engine bay? Asking for science reasons...

Oh man, so I don’t know if you know this, but minimum tipping wage is like $2.50 or around there, so it’s not in the employers best interest to pay above that. According to the law they are not scumbags for paying that amount to tipped employees. So instead of telling them to find a better employer maybe figure out…

Oh man, the only time I don’t tip is when my server is busy flirting with co-workers and taking half an hour to take my food order then another half hour to bring me cold food. You’re damn right I complained to the manager too, but holy hell if I’m a regular customer (and I was) don’t expect me to tip just because I…

Actually, as a former member of the intelligence community all classified data is consider to always have been classified the fact it wasn’t marked as classified presents another potential avenue for prosecution for failure to properly identify and mark classified information.