Never fear, Republicans have your best interests at heart.

Yeah, I’m sure you’re going to “take care” of pre-existing conditions so that soon, my insurance company won’t cover mine anymore, you fucking nightmare.

“People don’t ask that question, but why was there the Civil War? Why could that one not have been worked out?”

I think it’s a fart of assholes.

I feel like a “murder of assholes” unfairly maligns the noble crow.

Hmm. What’s a place where you find lots and lots of real, non-metaphoric assholes together? I know!

Murder of Assholes, Pod of Fuckwagons, Pride of Flaccid Weens.

“Initially, insiders said, Hannity’s army of lawyers had hoped to discuss with Fox ways of protecting his 8-year-old primetime show”

A group of skunks is called a Surfeit.

A “pucker” of assholes?

Might I suggest “clump?”

Is it a passel, a murder, a flock, or a herd of assholes?

Talk about pussyfootin’ around!!!

What?? You gotta be kitten me!

I had a few minutes. Behold the Lamborghini Merc-ielago!

Nobody buys a supercar thinking about reliability and maintenance costs. Most people drive them for 500 miles a year.

It doesn’t hurt that almost none of their buyers deal with those issues, and they don’t have trouble selling them. So why bother?

“Yeah, but it’s orange. ORANGE.”

Somehow envisioning a brown diesel Mucielago wagon right now.