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And yet here we are twelve years after Gore/Bush and the same shit happened again.

Well, the driver was...dodging....things. So I guess that makes him a dodger?

1) not everyone is a car guy

20 year old and Hellcat. Sounds safe.

Indeed. Vanishing Point would have been a pretty decent cars, scenery, and soundtrack movie, but would not have had meaning, without ending in the protagonist’s (pretty much suicidally volitional) death.

It’s the sequel, so they have to set up the next movie when he breaks out of prison and steals a Challenger Demon!

If I were a Dodge dealer, I’d buy a copy of that video and just play it back on a TV next to the Challenger demo.

“If you’ve ever been in one of these Chargers...”

Sweet high speed chase with Dodge Challenger annnnd he’s out of gas.

Tow a tanker behind the Challenger, problem solved! ;)

I love how the newscasters are all like “oh geez, this is usually when they have TERRIBLE ACCIDENTS and, you know, I really hope that doesn’t happen... but lets zoom right in anyway because I REALLY HOPE there isn’t a CATASTROPHIC crash here...”

My father once told me “Son, you can’t outrun a police radio.” Apparently this dude’s Dad didn’t give the same advice.

This is like my drive home after having Chipotle for lunch.

He pulled a Randall Raines and lost the helicopter.

See. This never would’ve happened if they didn’t build automatic hellcats.

lol’ed at the reporter at the end of the video repeatedly calling it a “dodger”

Thanks for the free advertising.

Sadly Dodge’s 707 hp drank too much fuel and Kowalski ran out of gas before the end.

“Twenty-five-year-old Mohamed Ahmed Abu-Shlieba is said by police to have stolen the white Dodge Challenger Hellcat.”

That Dodger shure could asselerate.