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i want her reading all the sport!

This is why we’re in constant awe around you.

She’s adorable and I’m so pissed that she got fired for this. It was cute and harmless, come the fuck on.

Me on a conference call when someone suddenly says my name and asks for my thoughts after 45 minutes of doing anything else but listening.

I guess some people are just more emotive. You’d have likely just seen my surprised look in my eyes. She gives the whole Keanu Reeves actor reaction and everything. lol

Bye Felica! - says RS6

So Trump’s sons, the oblivious “Nepotism is cool” clowns, report to the lying sack of shit that one of his businesses is not getting a presidential income bump. And non-blind trusts Big Orange Daddy shuts it down--shock.

Maybe what you need is THIS

You were the runner up. And for that I give you... a hamburger...

Jailbait?

Is that head photoshopped on that body? It seems......younger.....than the rest of the parts.

Can we enhance the reflection?

And not entirely comfortable with the whole thing.

Congrats Foxwoof on the COTD. For that, I give you this bike messenger:

She looks..........................underage.

That poor girl probably got picked up in that windowless van behind her.

Congratulations, Mr. Foxxwoof, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a VW Corrado which this lovely lady will deliver soon. This is the VWtitis Edition.