Gotta have seat belts.

This seat disgusts me.

The death penalty is pointless Judicial theater and I’m ashamed that our country still uses it.

It should be huge and opulent a Ford with a different grille.

Pretty sure the pressure was 1.5psi low...

Did they say why Officer Assfuck was put on leave? Is it because he didn’t catch the guy when he fell?

Funny. People tend to violently injure themselves when police are around.

Gentlemen, can you explain this transporter malfunction?

I assume the cops used finger quotes when they said he “fell”.

It wasn’t the fact you bashed them too much; it was because you did it all of the time. “*Pant*...Godamn Trump. GOP won’t confirm Garland...*pant*..” “Will you just hurry up and finish already?”

nobody touch anything. this could be a new Banksy installation.

Looks like they used “idclip”. Should have used “iddqd”.

I really expected my wife and I to be too depressed for sex for a long time after November 8th but instead it’s been more of one of those “it’s the apocalypse, might as well screw” situations.

Its a BMW or....Bavarian Motor, Wall

The driver was transported to a local hospital

“What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside.”

Literally.

We don’t need no deceleration. We don’t need no brake control.

I bet they didn’t use their blinker when they turned into the wall.

Go home Harry Potter, you are drunk!

True story - I broke up with a woman last summer because she felt I bashed the GOP (and the goobers that supported then-candidate Trump) too much.

As you can see I’m still crushed.