Hey twinsies. I spent 14 hours at the Phoenix airport and they gave me a five dollar meal voucher. Yippee.

It’s not like Trump, you know, literally told his supporters to rough up protestors, or offered to pay their legal fees.

James Jackson, the Pizzagate psycho, Dylan Roof, John McGraw, etc. The list goes on and on.

A lying shithead racist incites simpletons to emulate his effed-up behavior (“We’ve got one of our own in the White House now! Yeeeeeeee-haw! The gloves are off!”), but even I’m amazed at how blatant the racism has been.

You’re blaming liberals for the violence in this country that is almost exclusively being done by conservatives? This “both sides are the same” bullshit needs to stop.

This was better than your magnetic comment.

It was so much cuter when Ron Livingston did it.

I adore you, Sparky, but I ... I don’t get it. Should I be drinking more?

Love this comment!!!

Don’t worry; a lot of us just haven’t made the move over to Fusion yet. We’re all still hanging out over on Jezebel, worriedly asking each other if Fusion is supposed to be the new Gawker.

A million internet years ago on one of these sites there was a reckoning.

And here we had Francisco Liriano thinking his 135-ERA start would be the week’s worst.

You’re fake news. Sad!

Maybe they shouldn’t let this guy play outfield for them?

Each idea worst the the last!

Who died and made you King Sandwich!?

I disagree. I think they are, seeing they are a carbohydrate source wrapped around a filling of some sort or another. So are pitas.

Prezdenting is complicated....

That WHIP of 15! Wow!

Does a birthday get any more shit bag than that?