Getting ready to start a publishing company! We’re very close to being ready to print our first book! It is exciting! Yet also terrifying! Which is probably about right, as far as insane new ventures go...

If this happens, it will be the Jezebel wedding of the year....we’re all crashing your big day!

LOL “a little passionate”. That’s like that line in Arrested Development “I may have committed some.... LIGHT treason.”

lol please go on a date next SNS and live blog it for us all

Alright, I have to throw in my two cents.

Theirs! It always tapers off after a few dates, sometimes I know immediately why, sometimes not. Doesn’t matter if we’ve had sex yet, or anything, I just always hit this wall.

First time poster! I got a job in NYC! In tow weeks I’ll be moving across the country and starting a whole new life. I’ve been with the same company for 15 years, and literally the only person I know in NYC is an ex who hasn’t been very nice lately. I’m simultaneously thrilled and terrified.

I’m really invested in this now

Bro, get your shit together! This list made me laugh but duuuude.

Hi Scott. I had vodka rigatoni and thought of you because that one time I ordered two orders and ate them in one sitting during election season and you didn’t judge but told me about limited edition Hershey kisses at Target. Those were the days. Overeating and thinking that we had the election in the bag

Dating is awful. I just got struck by the third date curse again. Cannot figure out why he ghosted. As in, when we said goodbye he was affectionate and we were kissing and all, see you soon. Texted a suggestion for meeting up a few days later. Nothing. Texted a brief text a few days after that. Nothing. Ghosting is…

Oh ok, so you’re not very kind to yourself and need outside positive reinforcement. Dude, you gotta relaaaaaaax.

Maybe the fact that you think Jezebel is full of wonderful women says a lot about why you find it hard to date.

if those things killed it for a girl, you just gotta let it die. if you try to control the situation and force something, you will end up in one of those miserable couples who clearly liked the idea of being married than each other.

Congratulations! Yay you! Hope your trial-prep cave has good snacks!

This sounds more like a “everyone occasionally does that” than a “you” problem.

I am drunk and really rooting for this to work out

Look at the amount of pressure you’re putting on yourself. It’s worse than someone who has social anxiety and never has positive interactions with people: you’re being extra hard on yourself because you ARE good at interacting but fail in this particular instance. You’re probably going to dates with a “shit, how am I…

Hope it works out for you crazy kids!

Find someone who finds nervous/panicking/awkward their type.