Also overnight truck stops in the desert.

I wasn’t on a fixed time frame, and I missed running to that desk by an elderly man whacking everyone else with his stick.

Mmmmmm… BBQ chicken! Can I get anchovies on that?

I was on an overbooked Delta flight to London, and they got up to $1800 compensation in Delta flights (plus the replacement flight) before someone sacrificed their seat, so it’s not all bad in the US.

Fuck, is the de Blasio defense applicable in this situation? You know what I was trying to do, Sparky!

I am so close to obtaining my bachelors degree and every day simultaneously feels a million years long and also somehow goes by way too fast. In the next two weeks or so I have three 15 page papers to write and 3 exams to take. I took off time from work to get everything done but I find myself procrastinating and…

it does sounds good

they say that pizza is like sex - when its great, its great, and when its bad, delta probably gave it to you.

I will try to eat Matza with cheese, if that’s allowed.

We got free pizza once while we were stuck in Westchester. It was a flight from NY to LA and we sat in the plane for a couple of hours because of bad weather. The captain announced, “we can’t really do this, but here’s some pizza.” Best Dominos pizza I ever had.

And yet, since so many of his ilk have such puritanical attitudes towards sexuality, the fact that his downfall will be because of ethics lapses related to his own dalliances still has karmic value. They got Capone for tax evasion, after all. A win is a win.

Given Delta’s top class customer service, the free pizzas all had pineapple and sweetcorn!

that’s terrible:( this is my worst nightmare

Politically it’s probably a good move not to go for him due to the disenfranchising.

I tried Passover diet once, almost died from hunger :((((

The knife (which was meant to cut all the free pizza), you’re twisting it.

My dad is currently stranded at the Atlanta airport or his bag without a hotel because of this nonsense. They made him wait in line for 4 hours (he has a bad ankle), ran out of hotel vouchers in time for all the hotels to be booked nearby, and keep rescheduling his flight obviously in hopes that people will give up…

Bless you Americans and your “free” slice of pizza...

This reminds me of those Saturday essays they used to have on Gawker.

Hey, don’t dis our President. He Is the best thing since sliced bread and above every other president in our American history. He and his family deserve not only every cent the people make, but his amazing team deserves as much of our money as possible to make America great again. I frimly believe Trump should be…