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During that interview she was definitely showing a little of her expertise regarding Road Rules for the Real World.

Damn, that’s good

Haha I blew that so badly!!!! Love that pic...

He’s the biggest troll on the human race in history.

Luckily for them, baggies and pill bottles slide down the bowl of a solid gold toilet very efficiently.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude...

MI6 needs to monitor this kid to keep us safe..

After breaking that story on those four teenage turtles and their human-sized rat sensei, Splinter, she’s more than earned it.

Like the pantomime horse in Top Secret

She may say words well, but I’m not convinced she really grasps what most of them actually mean.

So true! I heard that one time it was so hot at the lemonade stand that the umbrella slipped right out of the sweaty fingers of her slave she had to stand there in the sun for a few seconds.

Sadly, in addition to all these unfortunate anthrax deaths, a great many more soldiers perished when they ate hot dogs slathered in mustard gas.

I see what you did there...it was very imaginative and drafty.

It’s so disheartening how selfish and greedy Dearest Leader and Company are. It’s like they’re live-streaming themselves as they continue to resemble an avalanche crashing down a mountain and crushing everyone beneath with wide grins on their faces.

Wait, that’s not already Trump’s? On a little gold-leaf shelf next to his golden toilet?

A tale of two tails, I feel you will...

Talk about pussyfootin’ around!!!

So long, asshole. Go sell your crazy hate someplace else; we’re all stocked up here.

Well, when they go low, Donald goes dumb.