Because of course he ‘borrowed’ it verbatim. He’s just keeping consistent with his ‘total and complete asshole’ persona.

Soon he’s gonna learn how to do jigsaw puzzles!  

My God, the “Always on time” thing absolutely had me laughing out loud. Seriously hilarious! This whole thing was brilliant!

Awww, thanks! I’m blushing

Haha you brilliant maniac! What a great post that will surely be underappreciated!

My god, he just keeps going deeper and deeper into the bullshit. Wow. Thanks, I’m glad you showed me this compilation because it’s absolutely unbelievable.

He’s so incredibly stupid it makes me feel both extremely happy yet even more saddened when he speaks. He’s obviously got a sub-100 IQ. It’s amazing nobody seems to have ever played back some of his greatest hits so he can witness the black hole of incoherent stupid that he is.

John Mayer has apparently been snorting a bunch of pure Columbian Pepsi again.

“Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”

I got thru a few posts hoping to see some love for BBD but my phone decided to stop scrolling and was just loading for ages. I’ll revisit a little later!

If I could tie in some Bell Biv Devoe it would be perfect.

I chimed in. Probably will only serve to toss a Molotov cocktail into a log cabin, but I wasn’t trying to gaslight to be a dick. I’d love to see an actual coherent response to you after the effort you made to have a high-level discussion.

I was hoping for a highly intuitive response to the manure pile of facts that smothered you in your convertible like Biff Tannen. Instead all I’m seeing is deflecting one-liners and it makes me sad.

I suspected and kinda hoped for that....I’ll take a look!

I have a couple thoughts about that thread (I just quickly read it once, so if I make a mistake, I’m not trying to be judgmental):

I cannot wait to see footage of him in court trying to convince a judge he named his dick ‘fund’ and he was being honest when paying these ladies for fundraising.

I hereby would like to acknowledge that your post was a bunch of brilliant things, right in a row. Truly a gem!

Which is nothing to yolk about

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