That’s mind-blowing. If Martin Scorsese wanted to make a tv show, and the pilot had all that bullshit, literally no network would pick up the show. It’s that ridiculous.

Really? I’m serious. Not being a smartass.

Although the topic is morbid, this is fantastic. Thank you.

Victory is yours

Trump’s obvious source of video inspiration:

So all Trump needs to do next week is convince congress that cutting about a trillion dollars from Medicaid to pay for the bullshit healthcare and tax reform bills is a good idea. Should go smoothly.

Wow! Yet another bigot spouting hateful bullshit without a care in the world...it seems to be happening every day. When did people stop caring about publicly announcing they suck at life? Wasn’t long ago most people would try and hide the fact they are monsters.

You magnificent bastard!

Such a childish tactic to send a mediocre letter using blackmail to affect change. Seriously, these idiots are mimicking a shitty street gang from a terrible movie.

“Suspect is becoming belligerent. Officer down.”

And...the less shiny, more shitty US Supreme Court just denied the stay and the execution is cleared to commence. I can’t help but feel like this is a harbinger of how the court will affect things moving forward.

“This sucks!”

This is awesome information and thanks for posting it.

We shall never, ever forget about this, too:

If they actually redrew districts to fairly represent the population, it would surprise me. So much, in fact that I’d be less surprised if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet.

Amazing how honor escapes these people to the extent they’ll fight tooth and nail to execute these inmates asap. It’s already quite past time they take their medicine, a few deep breaths, and just arrange to do it right in the near future if they’re so bent on killing.

All facts!

Just wanted you to know I’m a huge fan of your use of the words “ginger troubadour.”

Because pantsuits, amirite???

I thought the exact same thing. He so fucking stupid.