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+1 $51 million (plus $69 million) contract

Trump does have much more finely trimmed and manicured claws than chickens, though.

Awesome! Thank you!

This is great! It takes very dedicated and serious people to make a coordinated protest across all these cities.

The story about radiohead’s technical issues is kind of.... depressing?

Your post is brilliant and I hereby award it a giant gold necklace and two bulging biceps

This is a hellcat of a hawt taek

Nuclear winter can help achieve the same goals

He was laying it on pretty thick...

Is there footage of a huge burnout with smoking tires by Cuomo in the Volt?

Hat tip

This is a marvelous question.

I was making a corona-crown pun

It was a corona-crown pun.

It was a corona-crown pun.

He killed a diamondback rattlesnake, skinned it, ate the meat, pissed in the skin, tied it off and wore it around his neck. Later, he drank it.

He almost made it to this guy’s lab under the drycleaners...

Agreed! Wish I could star you more for the Bear Grylls reference. When I was in college I watched every single episode of Man Vs Wild.

Apparently! I walked into a hornets’ nest!

He knew the danger all along...