You nailed it! (Partial pun intended)

She does, but the signature looks remarkably similar to Michelle Obama

It’s slipped my mind, due to drunken stupor, but just a couple weeks ago didn’t something come up that didn’t apply because the White House is not considered an agency?

I would’ve replied earlier, but I was still digging

And so taxes for the richest 1% are lowered!

That tweet is an abomination. Shame on that feeble-minded moron.

BL Lime goes great with 18 holes on a sunny day...

It was a corona-crown pun.

Yes, I was kidding.

It was a corona-crown pun.

To be fair, Corona is basically the crown jewel of the bottled Mexican beer lineup...

I’ll just wait patiently for Jeff Sessions to comment...

Thanks for taking the time to write all this. I enjoyed reading it.

I can’t wait to read some op-eds about climate change by this cockjuggling thundercunt.

Well, since interest rates can’t really be lowered much, manipulating our currency is rather difficult at this time. And the absolute worst thing to do is baloon the national debt further.

I’m pissin’ myself!

I guess Duncan McFuckface won’t be masquerading as a Seaman anytime soon. Ahoy

How do these idiots propose keeping the US out of bankruptcy? Seriously, I’d love to see an actual economist present how this would fiscally work.

It’s so bad...it’s almost...good?