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You’re so right...just wanted to tell you that. The most petty and soul-crushing thing a person can do to punish someone is to repeatedly ignore them

I’m taking notes...

Failing Washington Nationals give up 12 runs vs the Phillies! Sad! By my math, that means they would need 9 runs to come back and win!

No worries; it will beard over soon

That Nats pitcher needs to get his mind out of the guthrie

I was excited when I posted the magnetic comment. Thought it was a witty victory of the most cleverest proportions.

Birmingham? He’s not English!!!

I was merely quoting the late, great George Carlin and will not be sucked into an endless vortex debate about sliced bread.

So you....went to an overnight truck stop...on foot??????

Yikes. Just remember - if threatened, straight shot to the Adam’s apple will end it so you can turn and run

It’s always airports where you’ll see an old man with a cane trying to whack somebody; off somebody; whack off somebody.

That’s certainly allowed and I’m a fan

To be honest, I can make pretty much any pizza work with crushed red pepper and extra marinara sauce.

EXACTLY

I definitely do. It was actually so well done, it’ll mostly go unnoticed. So it goes.

WOWZA!

I will always cherish those days

“Best Dominos pizza” is saying a lot!

That’s brutal. The only place that may be as gross as a large airport is a casino.

That’s actually...very generous!