A knife??? To cut...PIZZA???

“Here’s your delicious BBQ chicken Chicago deep dish pizza!”

So you also like to pass over Passover? Me too.

This guy is MAGNETIC

“The best thing since sliced bread? You got a loaf of bread, and a knife....SLICE THE FUCKIN THING!!!!”

Seems they took this price jump with too much throttle and it will inevitably bottom out horribly when it crash lands.

In fairness to SoCal, they say the fuckin smog is the fuckin reason they have such beautiful fuckin sunsets.

And twenty-seven magazine subscriptions!

I honestly think he doesn’t like going to work anymore so he’s just not gonna go.

That was almost as cringeworthy as the Merle’s handshakegate moment. Completely forced and entirely unnecessary.

This snipe of training is very 38 special.

People sure say dumb shit without thinking these days...

...as Mitch McConnell interrupts and removes your speaking privileges...

Well, racism itself is stupid, so it’s fostered by exclusively stupid people. A vicious cycle, really.

I had a college roommate named (redacted) Barker and he had a dog that would never shut up. So the rest of us strapping young lads would constantly be telling him ‘nobody likes a barker!’

This needs to be beamed to every single news channel, radio station and interweb site immediately and spammed every ten minutes for at least five days.

Please please please keep doing what you’re doing. Fusion has been fantastic and is giving us many more in-depth topics that everyone should consider.

Coming soon; Fox News’ second training package about surviving thermonuclear warfare. The title will be: Duck and Cover

Thank you for such a comprehensive write up on consent decrees. The more exposure this gets, the better in my opinion. It’s a crucial element in many areas and this is a huge win for people.

That bow is blue, dude