“Dating at 25: is this person the one?? Dating at 35: just hope he ruins my life in an interesting way.”

What a time to be alive! We are in the midst of true history!

I would actually grab popcorn and watch Smeagol Spicer try and answer questions about this...but he’ll probably have an infarction on camera and collapse before then

I absolutely hope this happens and have confidence it’s likely. People are clearly more unhappy with today’s government than they’ve openly been in a long time

Good. Another way to reverse things before it’s too late...the only way today involves rubbers and Marty McFly

Followed by exclusive coverage of the moon landing

That is a Tae-Se burger!!!

The Times should add this as a reminder:

Well, Trump does have the best words as well as, like, a great brain!

Ohm my! This is a great idea

Looks like the keeper was MLS listing lazily to his left...

This comment is golden

For one season, they should consider changing the name to “Formula (Goes To) Eleven”

“Tell it to a Judge.”

Fuck Matt Bevin

Fifty bucks says Mango Mussuolini and The Pence Robot think this genuine, honest man and his profound positive impact on millions and millions of people is an April Fool’s joke