Another benefit, since he’s so frugal, is that Barron can actually wear them too

His loyal crew of clowns has his back

Good God he’s such a jackass

Bill may need to one day read this book:

Yep!

Maybe they could duke it out on US soil. That way, Trump can finally claim a victory

I know. Still mind-blowing.

This could pay for the wall! Would beef up our security so much more than that advanced and lethally nimble fighter jet! Good plan, Boeing!

This is just blatant racism and isolationism. We’re CPB agents convinced they had a couple FSB agents in their midst? Having a bad day? Making a tasteless April fools joke?

I cannot tell if this is an April fools joke. If it’s not, good for her for being who she is all these years. If it is, latrine confusion joke.

Wow we are very like-minded...

Trebuchets that reach at least 31 feet in height should become pretty common once that fucking jagoff wall is built...

Less gross:

This face will ease that thought:

To help u feel better, here’s Quincy:

And Flynn’s jail cell will be playing:

Wine wipes! They’re like little oxy pads that instantly remove blacktooth! Amazing

You’re also fantastic